F"&€$£in' Flies!!!!!!!

Australia is a beautiful country. (Remind me to post a link to one of the most heatfelt poems describing that author's love of this sunburnt land that I've ever read.) But it's not perfect.

The number of frickin' flies around right now...well, if you could extract the total protien content of all the flies hovering anound me RIGHT NOW, there'd be no starving kids in the world. Because this place is so dry the flies are attracted to ANY Form of moisture...like your eyes, mouth, nose. Very bloody annoying.